Yes, I must admit... I am an addict. I had kept my addiction at bay until I lost my companion Flash. I shaved my fur, got my ear pierced and had my lip pierced, I would have gotten a tattoo by Kat VonD but she was too far away. I am addicted to catnip. I know, you think it is just a passing phase, but I thrive, live and breath for catnip. I will do almost anything. I have climbed on top of every appliance, searching for the fix. I will attack anything that comes between me and my catnip. I was in denial but I am back and I'm strong. I laugh in the face of catnip. It will never ever rule me again. I am the master of my body and my brain, I am the ruler of all cats. I am Cassanova the King the greatest of greats, the most wonderful, delightfully witted animal to walk this earth. I will forever be in history, I will be cloned, but I will never ever be duplicated and I will never touch cat nip again.
I laugh in the face of it all! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..
sorry, I gotta take a nap, that wore me out. C
About Me
- Not A Scare D Cat
- My name is Cassanova, I came by my name naturally as I have been adored by everyone my entire life. I have two other felines that I allow to live with me and there are four humans in my home. There is the Man human, he is my personal enemy... I think he is a spy for the mutt down the street... I've seen him talking to him. The little humans are much more tolerable now that they have grown some, they are not so sticky and smelly now. The woman, she is wrapped around my paw. She knows that I'm the boss... what a rare breed she is.
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