Oh, where do I start. Here I am alive and my beloved Flash is dead all because of me and my weak stomach. I am guilt ridden, I just love gravy so much and I was suffering gravy addiction and my human bought me gravy food and I would lap up the succulant gravy and Flash would eat the food for me. We were such a pair. I have learned that the food was tainted. They were out to get me, I knew it... but it backfired and my friend died for me. I will have to refer to him as a hero, I will give him knighthood and we will refer to him as Sir Flash. I knew the government was out to get me and my beautiful fur. they have been after me forever and this proves the conspiracy. I'm sure my human man was behind it...ahhhh I am not laughing .... I had my human call Menu Foods and find out more information for Sir Flash and his dignified death.
Sir Flash died from kidney failure, he was only 7 years old.... I will rise above all of this.... I am King Kitty Cassanova and all will worship me... I faced death and I'm back and I live to tell the tale, Sir Flash will not have died in vein.
Here kitty kitty kitty!
About Me
- Not A Scare D Cat
- My name is Cassanova, I came by my name naturally as I have been adored by everyone my entire life. I have two other felines that I allow to live with me and there are four humans in my home. There is the Man human, he is my personal enemy... I think he is a spy for the mutt down the street... I've seen him talking to him. The little humans are much more tolerable now that they have grown some, they are not so sticky and smelly now. The woman, she is wrapped around my paw. She knows that I'm the boss... what a rare breed she is.
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